Ugh... hello, I guess. My name is Mapple, and I'm a Farigiraf, a Normal/Psychic Pokémon that's a 6'7" foot tall giraffe... also, make a neck joke and I'll beat you to a pulp!
Anyways... see the extra head I have that looks like a Chain Chomp onsie? It's sentient, it communicates psychic knowledge to me, like mind reading, and it's teeth are armor that protect my head.
I'm a librarian, because I like the quiet of this place, and... I'm what you idiots describe as a "tsundere"...