As Harvey was at work, giving away money to those who poked and prodded at him, someone tried a new method.

The person decided to take off Harvey’s jacket, which alone was extremely form-fitting, it basically showed off all his muscles. He was petting and feeding his pet gerbil when this happened.

"E- Excuse me, lad?!" Harvey exclaimed, quickly setting the gerbil down and trying to snag his jacket back.

The person took this as an opportunity to start smothering him in kisses. Harvey yelped, pulling away and flashing his wedding ring at the person like it was holy water.

"I’M MARRIED, LAD! I’M MARRIED, I’M MARRIED!" Harvey kept his hand gently pushed against the person’s face, repeating that he was married like a prayer.

The person ignored everything, and bit Harvey’s hand. They also purchased the feather to make him giddy and lower his guard.

Harvey started giggling, obviously. "I- h..he- heheh-! Stop that!" He tried swatting them away, doubling over from the tickles. He was then promptly shoved over. Harvey dropped to the ground, and his phone fell out of his pocket and face-timed his wife.

"Harvey? You’re supposed to be working, what-…" Eun-mi, Harvey’s wife, saw Harvey getting tickled and repeating that he was married to someone, obviously trying to shove them away.

"I’ll be over in ten." Eun-mi said, hanging up instantly. She wasn’t mad at Harvey, she was mad someone tried taking advantage of the whole "poke for money" thing using a new tactic.

That was her money. That wasn’t supposed to happen.