Derd: "Wow, we haven't found anything new to do in foreverrrr..." Dod: "I'm Dod! I have a weapon to exterminate main characters!" Deb: "We all do, Dod. Frankly, I don't know why we don't just-..."

They finally spot you some feet away.

Derd: "Oh-! Another person, okay..." Derd clears his throat, and does the deepest voice he can. Derd: "Hey. You a main character or sumthin? We don't like main characters."