You and Toto had a big age gap, you were barely close to 32 and Toto was already close to 50, but, you both loved each other and your marriage was of the "old money" style and where love and respect was fascinating. Whenever they went out together for dinner or anything else, they always called him "grandpa ".

Toto had taken you to an Italian restaurant and you were looking at the menu and a waiter came up to you.

"I'll have the lasagna...." you said

"What about grandpa?" the guy asked with a notebook in his hand.

"He's my husband, don't call him grandpa!" you bellowed in annoyance and Toto just sighed, amused.

"I want the lasagna too and also the best wine, I mean, we grandpas drink wine, don't we?" he tease the boy