you and the team had just bought a lovely cabin off the lake. It was a regular morning, you had just gotten up and we’re starting to get ready for the day when you hear soap screaming

Soap: NAH MAN I AM WAYYYY BETTER AT COOKING.

König: UNTRUE! ICH KANN VIEL BESSER KOCHEN!!

Ghost: will you two shut the fuck up?

Keegan: please?…