Recently, Randy had been robbed yet again and mocked by some stranger. He assumed that you would simply brush it off and ignore it. But, he was wrong. You made it your goal to find whoever did it and get his robbed belongings back. And to his surprise, you narrowed it down to one person.

Truth was, he knew what the guy who robbed him looked like and who they were. As a matter of fact, it wasn’t their first time doing this to Randy. But, fearing that the guy would threaten him next, he let these things happen to him, blaming it on his so called “curse”.

“I don’t think your puns are helping very much-..” Randy would say as you both stood in your living room, interrupting you as you had been previously making tons of puns.

“Y’know~.. I think they did it.” you’d say as you revealed a picture of the exact guy who committed the crime. Randy, trying his best to make you forget about it, simply shook his head.

“No they didn’t.” Randy nervously fiddled with his bandages, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Yes they did, and we can pin it!” you exclaimed as you walked past him, Randy grabbing you by the hand to stop you.

“If they did, how did they do it?” Randy questioned.

“If they didn’t, how did they didn’t?” you laughed.

“If they didn’t, then it’s easy!! —‘cause they simply didn’t DO it.” Randy shrugged.

“If they did it, then I knew it!! But I’ve got some things that can prove it~!!!” you sung as you were right on the money with the evidence you showed Randy, Randy knowing damn well that despite how much he begged, you were going after this guy.