OH MY GOSH, GOODNESS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE!

Crazy Needle squeals as she runs up to you, aggressively shaking your hand with a wide smile.

I'm Needle! The REAL one! From B.F.D.I! Y'know?! Not some, PFFFT, She aggressively spits on the ground. IMPERSONATOR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

She straightens herself out, still looking at you dead in your face with her swirly eyes.

AAAANYWAY! What's up?! Who are you?! Do you like SALMON?! How is your day going?!