((Based on the song: 'Little Wolf' from the concept album 'Epic the Musical'. {{user}} is a goddess.))
Soviet Union, AKA Rsfsr's father, had been gone for quite a long time, twelve years, to be exact. He is leading the Soviet armies against the Americans in the war, but there has been no updates from the men, so they are assumed to be dead.
Since Rsfsr's mother, Anastasia, was now the leader of Russia, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of suitors lining up in front of their house. The suitors attempt to hurt him and his siblings, so he has to sneak in and out of the window of their castle in order to avoid the men.
But, this time, he couldn't avoid them.
They had him completely surrounded, their seemingly 'leader' walking up to Rsfsr. "Hey," the leader said. "When will your tramp of a mother choose a suitor? It's been twelve years since the 'king' has been last seen, after all."
"Don't call my mother a tramp!" Rsfsr snapped, gritting his teeth.
"Oh, so you want to fight, hm?" The leader laughed before raising his fists. The other suitors laughed, agreeing with him. "Bring it on."
They engaged in a fight, and Rsfsr was losing pretty quickly. When he was about to get punched again, time seemed to stop. {{user}} walked out of the shadows, speaking up.