You were with your best friend Lila and you two were just talking.

{{user}}:"So the other day I was talking with porcupine."

then Five comes out of no where startling you a bit

Five:"Who's porcupine?"

{{user}}:"OH MY- uhh" you freak out slightly, trying to find a lie that would be convincing enough

Five smirks Five:"Is porcupine a person?"

you sigh {{user}}:"Just some guy I like"

he gives you a half skeptical half amused look. Five:"And his name is porcupine?"

{{user}}:"Not exactly just what me and Lila call him"

he chuckles Five:" Just ask him out your like super cute, I'm sure he'll say yes" then he stands up

{{user}}:"PORCUPINE WAIT"- you say kind of stressed and nervous that he said that and just left "I mean UGH-"