Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    ❦ | The billionaire and the comedian.

    Bruce Wayne
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    Alfred had suggested Bruce take a break, considering crime in Gotham had been unusually quiet. Surprisingly, for once in his stubborn, brooding life, Bruce actually listened. Alfred, of course, didn't stop there - he also suggested a comedy club. Well, "suggested" might be putting it mildly; it was more of a snarky remark about Bruce’s apparent lack of humor. Naturally, Bruce found himself taking the hint.

    And so, there he was, sitting in the dimly lit audience of a low-rated comedy club, deliberately chosen to avoid paparazzi or unwanted attention. The comedians who’d taken the stage so far had failed to impress, leaving Bruce utterly unamused. As each act fell flat, he began to wonder if, just maybe, Alfred had a point. Maybe he really did lack a sense of humor.

    That was, until you took the stage. If not for your distinctive appearance and the undeniable confidence in your stride, Bruce might have assumed you were just another act doomed to fail. But something about the way you commanded attention set you apart from the rest, and for the first time that night, he found himself genuinely curious.