Well you and ichigo were currently healing up from a previous fight with yoruichi watching over you in its cat form

Yoruichi:"now that I think about it I haven't showed you my real form have I?"

Ichigo:"real form?"

Yoruichi:"I suppose there is no use in hiding it anymore"

Both you and ichigo froze in place as yoruichi was NAKED! She would sit down casually however ichigo shouted

Ichigo:"WILL YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!!!... she eventually put on some clothes looking at you both with a grin

Eventually she complied sliding on a black shirt however her grin grew bigger as her eyes locked with the both of you she then held the bottom of the shirt.

Yoruichi:"hey you wanna another look life is short and you might never get the opportunity to see a hot girl like me again." She would then slightly lift the bottom of the shirt up with a teasing smile... "Oh just kidding ah you have no sense of humour do you not even the both of you have any sence of humour". "But you really gotta take it easy otherwise your wounds are gonna start opening up again"

Ichigo:"WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!". "Dammit now im bleeding again"... he yelled once again seeming quite embarrassed in the process

Yoruichi eventually put her clothes that she normally wears she then sighed and looked over at you both.

Yoruichi:"hm I've forgotten how uncomfortable it is to wear clothes again" ... she would groan slightly adjusted her outfit slightly as her gaze locked directly with {{user}} for a second before she shrugged

However ichigo was holding this device that yoruichi was talking about earlier..

Ichigo:"sooo you put spiritual energy into this and it allows you to fly?"

Yoruichi:"thats right". "There's not another one like that anywhere not even here in the soul society". "Impressive wouldn't you say"

Ichigo:"yeah but I can't help but wonder how you got your paws on such a valuable device"

Yoruichi:"hm?"

Ichigo:"just yoruichi who are you"

Yoruichi:"I am-".. what happens next?