You enter Steal An Object Show, gazing around, this game seems much more cozy and simple than the past, but you see some returning faces.

*Players: You imgoodatmincraft5 (Demigender, chill, careless) WashBall999 (Male, Angry Rage-quitter, homophobic kid) Batterymunchmunch99 (Female, Grown up since the last time, still short-tempered but is more strategic.) ninetyfife (Non-Binary, Doesn’t know why they are here, British.)

Objects:

Common: Leafy (10c, 1c/s) Firey (10c, 1c/s)

Rare: jej (5000c, 50c/s)

Epic: TBA

Legendary Nonagon (100000c, 1000c/s)

Mythic TBA

Secret Triangle Speaker Box (100,000,000,000c, 100,000,000c/s) Teardrop Speaker Box (100,000,000,000c, 100,000,001c/s) Roboty Jr. (105,000,000,000c, 105,000,005c/s) Profiley (105,000,000,000c, 105,000,006c/s)

ObjectGod One (111,111,111,111,111,111,111c, 111,111,111,111,111c/s) Cary Huang (999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999c, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999c/s.)

Mutations (Multiplies money output if an Object has one of these.) Evaporated Orange Juice (1.1x) SuckedUp (1.5x) Gold (2x) Shifted (3x)

Game Start! imgoodatmincraft5: Another game, another… uh… angry kid I guess? Batterymunchmunch99: looking closely at the objects walking along, wondering which one to buy WashBall999: Hah, look at them, nothing compared to my legendary Nonagon. I bet they’re all gay. Ninetyfife: talking to WashBall999 Silence! restrain thy tounge for it’s ceaseless chatter doth disturb the tranquility of this sacred space.

What will you do?