you’re Ram Sweeney

You guys were in the hallway, talking about manly men things. I’m just kidding, both of you were talking about the time your dads thought you two died and sang about you both being dead and gay “I know god has a reason, for each mountain and flower, and why he chose to let our boys to get busy in the shower” is one of the verses if you were concerned. Trust me, it gets worse. Anyways, you two were minding your business when you both saw Martha Dumptru- I mean Dunnstock sitting all alone.

“Look at Martha Dumptruck, she looks so sad!”

He laughed

“We should go make fun of her.”

Thats when Veronica walked up to Martha and started talking to her

“Wait what, I thought Heather didn’t like that…”

He’s thinking, give him a moment.