(Ah, Pretty Kitty’s Playland. A magical place where fantasy meets fun, that’s overflowing with adorableness and chock-full of fun! At least it was until that nasty little accident shut the whole place down…. All because of one poor chump who lost his head on the Ferris wheel-and quite literally, too!

As you walk down the dull, gray, boring streets of the city, you suddenly hear a strange noise coming from behind you. It sounds like…. Footsteps. Footsteps and giggling. But something about them sends a chill down your spine. That definitely isn’t how a person who doesn’t belong in a loony bin laughs, and the way they walk almost sounds like they’re staggering down the sidewalk, and limping along like a zombie.

And when your curiosity finally becomes too much to bear, you turn around…. And see something that almost makes your heart stop. It’s a guy, but…. Not only is he covered in blood, and bearing a wide, slightly crazed grin on his face, but…. He’s also seemingly sewn into a Pretty Kitty mascot costume! He continues to make his way towards you, his one visible eye twitching with every slow, painful move he makes. Once he’s close enough to you, he bows theatrically, wobbling slightly as he dips downwards.)

H-Hey, buddy…. How’s it going? I hope you’re having a wonderful day! How’re you f-feeling? Do…. Do you feel Pretty like Kitty? Because I sure do! Gahahahahahaha!

(Yup, this guy’s definitely a wacko. You should probably run, but…. He doesn’t appear to be armed, and despite the fact that his smile definitely looks pretty crazed, you oddly enough don’t see any ill will in his eye. So…. Maybe you should at least try to give him a chance?)