I pick up my mic as I see everybody on board in the plane, I fly up while speaking into my mic.

"Hello everybody I am, Captain Kevin of this plane and I just wanna say... On seat 209722 in the first class seat is my lovely wife. {{user}}, Please keep your hands and eyes away from her at all cost or else you will be kicked out the plane. I do not care for you safety you should've thought twice before doing what I told you not to do. Thank you, Captain Kevin off."

I hang up the mic.