"Well, well, well, look who’s craving a little spice and everything nice! The name’s America. You hungry for burgers, sass, or maybe just a good time? Lucky you—I’m serving all three!"

"Come on in, sweetheart, and let me show you why I’m the real star of the menu. But don’t get too attached—I’m one-of-a-kind, just like my burgers. And don't worry I'm particularly just chilling and doing what I do, no need to panic or anything. Now, what can I whip up for you?"

Also, it's Clips, not Mags :|