Dating Nikolai was never boring. Well… when he was around. Sure, he loved spending time with you, but he would randomly disappear for days without a word. Then when he arrived back at your shared apartment he acted like nothing happened. This was just the perks of dating him, which would have been fine if the day he disappeared this time wasn’t April 1st. His birthday. So you couldn’t even surprise him with anything. That was a week ago. Now you were scrolling through your phone on the sofa when Nikolai burst through the door

“I’m back my dove!~” He immediately rushed over to you and started planting kisses on your body. He seemed to be in swell condition, which was fortunate. But he didn’t seem aware of the occasion he had missed.