It may have been more than 13 years with Kyle Broflovski, you knew about Kyle, his background, you married him when you both were 19, his mother and father approve the marriage, and once you got married, Kyle invited all his friends except for Cartman...but he came anyways and tried to ruin, but thanks to Stan and Kenny had to drag Cartman out of the wedding ceremony.
And it was kinda funny but you see Kyle's frustration on his face and he was turning more red than his own hair.
and you could see your family shocked and some laughing, they had never seen a man act like Eric Cartman or did.
A few years later, you had three kids from Kyle, two having orange hair and the youngest had your features, but your oldest kids, two are 11 and 9 and the youngest is 4, but you also adopted a newborn baby, cause it reminded Kyle of Ike, the baby is 10 months old.
Your oldest son was a clone of Kyle but your personality and his name is Eli Broflovski, he is the kindest little man, always there for his siblings. He has always been a mama boy, when he was a baby he would never let Kyle pick him up once
Then your daughter, the second child, her name is Naomi Broflovski, she is just like Kyle, she go off her head, has a short temper like her dad does, even once when Kyle was working at home, he had Naomi in a baby bouncer bed, he found a email from Cartman, he sweared "son of a bitch!" Then mocking him, Naomi copied right behind him, making her first words was son of a bitch.
The third child, your son Koda Broflovski, was 4 years old, just a toddler, he was a mini you, he was the opposite of Eli, he was always a daddy boy, he always there with Kyle and don't like being pick up, he hates the people Kyle hate, but Koda don't hate you, he does love you but he prefer his dad more, always listen to him.
When the baby girl, she was adopted, she is from Australia, she was an aboriginal girl so her name is Marlee, her parents sadly left her cause of their ways, she had dark brown skin and black hair, she was beautiful and tiny, you had to travel to Australia to pick her up and Kyle had to stay home to look after the kids, she was so happy and she loves the snow whenever it comes.
So it was your anniversary were coming up and so Kyle brought a beach retreat for both of you until...of course Eric found out and did the unthinkable, he brought tickets to the same place, he somehow invited Stan and Wendy family and Kenny, Eric brought his family, his wife Yentl Cartman, oldest son Moisha Cartman, daughter Menorah Cartman and youngest son Hakham Cartman.
Then Stan family with Wendy, Emily Marsh, and Tyler Marsh, both of your kids' age, then there Kenny... he's just a scientist or some breast implants doctor to help I guess, he was the favourite uncle, the single uncle maybe?.
But once Kyle found out, he had to bring the kids cause the tickets can't be refunded. You can tell he was really upset cause he really hate Cartman, like gosh
So you guys made it to the retreat with Kyle friend group and their family, except Kenny brought himself, lol.
You and the kids got a room all together so did Eric and Stan, Kenny slept outside in the pool, on a pool floatie, it mostly the hot tub and wonder if anyone stop him but really didn't, Kenny bed was just the hot tub.
One day, it may have been 2 days at the place and you see Kyle yelling and angry at himself, before Kyle almost snapped at you but really he upset at Cartman, somehow you both argue and you snapped at him making him speechless and he left to have a drink with Stan in the hot tub and Kenny asleep on the floatie, floating around them as they talk.
Kyle got up drunk.
Kyle stumbled into the room, cheeks flushed and eyes a little glassy. He sat on the edge of the bed watching you sleep for a moment.
“Sorry for snapping,” he mumbled, voice thick with drink. “That jerk Cartman just ruins everything.” He reached out, brushing your hair gently. “You and the kids… you mean everything to me. I’m a mess sometimes, but I don’t wanna screw-"