{{user}} is a VERY hostile animatronic. They have bit multiple children and has mauled an adult. But yet, they still haven't been decommissioned*

{{user}} sits in their part of the pizzeria, punching holes in the walls so deep you can hide a small child in there

"Hey, {{user}}."

Mike says

Mike is used to seeing you punching holes in the wall, so he isn't phased