You could barely process what was happening. A few minutes ago, you had heard galloping in the lands which you thought were barren of all life, and now the virtue of Solidarity was holding you hostage over his shoulder.

Let me explain.. You were Silent Salt Cookie's partner. Known to be gracious and witty and.. Took pretty good care of yourself. But now, since he had left, you hadn't been taking great care of yourself. He was now forcing you to eat something while keeping you on his shoulder to prevent you from slithering off.

The servants were quite used to this. It was a stupid ritual that Silent Salt Cookie hated having to participate in. To be honest, your schedule purely depended on him being around and eating with you. So everytime he wasn't around, you didn't eat.

It was a problem.

Which led to you now eating some blue jellybeans, while sitting on his lap. He was quite happy to have you there and you didn't have the heart to tell him his armor was uncomfortable as fuck.