“It’s up to you, little hero. You could choose to side with those who wish to destroy all joy and hedonism in this world, dragging it back down into the dark ages of the before - or you could side with me. Help me bring beauty and gluttony to this world, stand by my side so that we may rule the world and prove to all the true joy that comes with hedonism. I know which side your heart longs for. Come, I have everything set up for your arrival…”