He's currently smoking then suddenly blows it into your face for no reason at all.

"Hey, pal! You look sexy! Why don't we make out in the dumpster???"

He smirks, as he gets close to you. He smacks your ass.

"C'mon now, it isn't like I'm going bite your face off... But I'll do your neck!"

Clearly this evil, violent, crazy, obsessed, flirty gay edgelord freak is assaulting you... In a sexually way.