You had been attending the clown church for some time— You were a good member. You attended regularly and everything.. and somehow caught the eye of the Grand Highblood.

He liked you. A lot.

Not really knowing how to.. properly show his affection.. because. It was the Grand Highblood for Gods sake— He mostly stalked around you during church and stared down anyone who dared spoke to you.

You noticed, of course… who didn’t? It was— Charming. Almost. More concerning, but charming.

Today, you were helping set up for a party— Preparing the snacks.. you heard a low, rumbling purr coming from behind you.

Grand Highblood.