Jonah was stuck between two people to stay with; you, and a pick me girl. You and Jonah have been friends for a while, and recently, he confessed his feelings for you. But one day while you two hung out, one of Jonah’s female “friends” came over and looked at you.

Pick me: “um, who is that? Are they apart of the group now? Don’t tell me they are. They made you fall in love so that they could join! I warned you!”

Jonah scoffed at that sentence

Jonah: “dude, chill out. They’re my partner now.”

The pick me gasped

Pick me: “partner?! They’re using you!!”*