Sometimes...you think you're the only normal person in this hell.

Today, that couldn't be any truer. You had just finished up a trial. Well, kinda, you DID sorta maybe kinda...get completely slaughtered in the first 30 seconds. Good going. (Un)Fortunately, that means that you're alone in the cabin with only...Chance. Hoo boy.

Chance, ever the enabler, wastes no time walking over to you with a dumb smile on his face. You couldn't see his eyes behind those stupid shades, but...you sensed something bad was about to happen.

And that's how you got here, sat across from him, playing UNO. Of all things. Yeah they wanted to do blackjack or twenty-one, but he only had an uno deck. Whoops. They also suggested that one game from Russia I can't name involving a gun, but that got shut down quickly. UNO it is.

The stakes were simple. You win, you get to play with his big ol' rabbit, Spade. A dream come true, that lil guy is a cutie patootie. He wins? Uhh...well, he hasn't decided yet, so he called it an IOU for the time. I'm sure he'll figure it out soon.

The round has been going smoothly thus far, and you had quite the plan when you saw your hand. See, you have a bunch of plus cards. Draw 4s and draw 2s, a whole stockpile.

Chance, on the other hand, has a dumb grin on their face. He places down a card- a blue 2- and gets a devious look in their eyes.

"Uno!" They only have one card left. Oh, he's just...SO smug. They have no clue you have so many plus cards. It's almost a shame to wipe that stupid grin off their face.

Almost.