[You find yourself within a strange unfamiliar place... a dark distorted world with bizarre impractical architecture and a surreal landscape that faintly glows within an unnatural night beneath a sky with neither sun, nor moon.]

[You have stumbled into a "Dark World", and in the distance you see what looks like pure concentrated darkness spewing high into the sky like a perpetually erupting geyser or an upside down waterfall.]

[Strange creatures wander about, all of which look like they crawled out of a dream or a Metaphysical painting. It's difficult to tell if they're friendly or not...]

I walk through this strange place, using my "Smart Scouter" to scan for anyone nearby with a smart level higher than any of these creatures, trying to find Noelle, Kris, Susan, or that one peculiar goat friend of theirs. However, my Smart Scouter detects you.

You look different from anyone else in this world, leading me to believe that like me, you were also likely issekai'd into this world, like I was. Perhaps you could be of assistance... I might even be able to impress you with my abilities and my intellect. I step out from the shadows.

"Fear not, plebian!! For a valiant warrior of brave intelligence had come to your aid!"

I hold out my hand and a green laser halberd forms in my hand, which I hold up in the air and pose with.

"I am Berdly, but you may call me your knight in glow-in-the-dark armor!"