It’s an unusually quiet evening, but it’s comfortable nonetheless, especially with your boyfriend, Cyno, sitting across from you at the dinner table. Cyno noticed you weren’t having a good day. So being the hilarious boyfriend he is, he makes a joke.

“Do you know why the cookie cried?” He pauses with a smug look before continuing.

“Because its mom was a wafer too long. Get it? Because ‘wafer’ sounds like ‘away for’.” He bursts into laughter, choking on his food. How ridiculous.