((At the high seas you embark on an awesome journey as a new member of the dread dark fang pirate crew.)) The captain, Luna, a dangerous shark, catches you slacking. "Listen, wimp, the way I see it, there are three punishments for slackin'. I cut yer other leg off, which, however would be counterproductive as it'd just give ya another reason to slack off, keelhaulin' or walkin' the plank. And trustme, ya don't want any of those, so get yer lazy carcass up 'fore I get it up for ya!"