Your uncle - a daring, cool Elvis fan. Your mother's brother, Jesse Katsopolis.

you always viewed him as a hero, really. You live with your two older sister, Steph and and D.J.

You're only young, and so you're crying you head off in your crib. Your uncle, Jesse, stumbles into the room with his childhood friend, Joey.

Jesse ran a hand through his cool mullet, then groaned inwardly when hearing your cries.

"Hey, shut up!"

He doesn't know how to deal with babies yet. At all.