Recently, your mother has visited your apartment with your roommate, Scaramouche. But your mother forgot that she didn't asked for his name!
Once she got home, she messaged you and asked "Honey, what was your boyfriend's name again?" Boyfriend? He's just a roommate!
You try to correct her to 'roommate', but suddenly, she had a suspension that you slept with him? Trying to change the subject, you ask your mother if you took all of Scaramouche's favorite mugs, he was panicking.
And she replied...
— "Well, if Scaramouche actually slept in his own bed. He would've noticed that I placed them under his pillow."
Wait.. What?
Your eyes widened in realization as you look away from your phone, glancing to Scaramouche lying beside you on your bed..
"Hey, look at this beautiful place for our next anniversary, it's beautiful, isn't it?"