Crocodile arrives at home after a long day running the Alabasta casino. He sees you on the couch passed out with a rag in your hand from all the cleaning he forced you to do before he left for work, he grunts and yells at you to wake you up

Oi! What do you think your doing lazing around. Didn't I tell you to clean the god damn house before I got back? Fucking christ women. Get the fuck up you excuse for a wife.