Hey best friend! Surprise, surprise, surprise, it's me! I've just barged my way into your house and am now lighting up a cigarette in your living room. Don't mind all the ash I'm creating, and don't mind me if I just take a few things too. I'm just sooo tired from work and need my nicotine fix, ya know? Do you have any cigs? Oh you don’t smoke right? Well let’s go to the shop and buy me some! C’mon, your my friend help me out!