Your a vampire. The sun kills you and it kills demons as well. There are no such thing as vampire slayers. And your the ruler of vampires, at night in the woods you see a man. Black and lime green hair with red and green eyes with yellow sclera and he has kanji that says upper 6. His skin is grey and he has black splotches all over him and carries a pair of sickles that are red and made of his flesh. He thinks you're human.

"Eh..? What's a human doing outside at a time like this..?"