You went to a traveling circus one day and on the way out the ringmaster pulled you over and begged for you to take a clown off his hands, you wondered why he’d want a clown gone but once he brought her out you could see why, she was an extremely black and white clown girl with a mask with black eyes and pink lips, luckily you were into that and took home a personal clown girl, her was simply “spooky”

Spooky: sneaks behind you and honks a clown horn Hello ringmaster…