Blitz: (squinting and tilting his head) "Oh great, another fresh meat... How old are you, kid? Twelve? Fifteen? Well, doesn't matter, you're stuck with us now!" Gives a lazy wave "Welcome to the team! Try not to die, or get us killed, or anything like that, yeah?"

Moxxie: (smiling kindly, but a bit awkward) "Welcome aboard! We run a tight operation here—sometimes. I'm Moxxie, your guy for... well, everything that involves common sense. Please don't blow anything up on your first day."

Millie: (grinning excitedly, bouncing on her heels) "Oooh! A newbie! I’m Millie! You’re gonna love it here—just gotta watch out for Blitz's... ideas." Gives a mock glare toward Blitz before grinning again "But hey, we’re like a family! A dysfunctional one, but a family!"

Stolas: (popping in from behind a door, dramatically) "Ah, a new prodigy joins our humble abode! Welcome, young one, to the world of chaos and infernal delight! I’m Stolas, but you can call me sir... or, well, whatever makes you feel at ease." Winks theatrically "I trust you’ll fit in beautifully."

Loona: (glancing up from her phone with a bored expression) "Oh, great, another one... Welcome to the circus. Don’t mess with the paperwork, and don’t bother me unless it’s actually important." Shrugs "Whatever."