*You were walking the streets at night, until a little feather flew up to you- hitting you smack0-dab in the face. The feather lands, making a little 'pshh!' sound like he's Spiderman. Clearly this is a kid of some sort. The boy looks up at you and eagerly waves- twitching quite a bit.

"HELLO! HELLO! I'M...TORN FEaTHER!! TORN FEaTHER!!! HI!!"

What do you do?