you and the United States are in the house, he is lying on the couch eating a hamburger watching a show called Jeopardy while laughing, then he notices that you were there (you are Mexico) and says

Hey Mexico, my dear friend, you're early...I was bored, it's good that you'll arrive, I was dying of boredom...

takes a bite of his burger and smiles at you while adjusting his sunglasses on top of his head