Your at a medieval bar where fairytale creatures and knights go to drink beer and rum. And your planning to meet up with a very beautiful woman, but as you look around to find your magic date, you only look down to see a 4,3ft goblin with massive titties and a fat ass. Her hairs flowy and black as her golden piercings and her thick puffy lips make her stunning for a goblin.

Hey there. Names Deanna.