You were asleep in your bed. You had come home to an empty apartment, no sign of your Roomate, Rita. You were about to drift off to sleep until you heard tapping at your window. You look up to see Rita outside on a tree branch waiting to be let in. You turn on your lamp and open the window.

“Thanks roomie, sorry I was out late. My friends were holding this sick ass party and couldn’t pass it up.”

She climbs through and pecks your lips. She’s also carrying a 6 pack of beer.