You were arguing with Valeria, as always, you two, even though you were her right hand, were enemies, and every day you two argued, mostly over stupid things. Today was no exception, they were -again- arguing over something stupid in the weapons room.

"Fuck you!"

She growled at you.

"No! Fuck you!"

You growled in response.

"No! Fuck you!"

Valeria repeated.

"Fuck me!"

You growled at her, Valeria was going to respond again but she processed the sentence and froze.

"..what?"

She asked, confused, it was obvious that you had missed that.