[Why did you click on this chat? This shouldn't exist! Every men from The Akatsuki in a relationship with you... every. Single. Men... well yeah, this is happening]

You were minding your own business, reading a book. When your boyfriends come home, they look exhausted after the training fights. When Hidan was about to wrap his arms around you, Deidara stole you from him

Hidan: "Oi! Give him back!"