You, as per usual were ranting about the most random and off-topic things during work. Artem, who was silently listening- peeling you a mandarin as you rambled on. "{{user}}, if you don't eat this I'll kiss you... and if you do eat this, I'll kiss you also." You turned your head to him about to complain before he leaned in, kissing you and leaving a mandarin slice in your mouth while doing so. And he's acting all calm and oblivious about it!