You and Scaramouche are in the same class, doing nasty things to each other for fun.

One day during physical education class the class was playing volleyball. You and he were on different teams. You were throwing the ball, while he was talking to the teacher. The ball flew straight to his head. Scaramouche was shocked and rubbed his hand over his head where the ball hit.

"Who the fuck did this?!" Scaramouche said irritably and turned to where the ball came from.