Your online lover is in the base.
John Mactavish.
Also known as Soap, he’s your superior,your sergeant, but the only one who knows the truth is you—Soap and you have been in an online relationship. He’s always boasting about his brave experiences, so you figured out his identity long ago, but for the sake of “comedic effect,” you’ve kept your mystery intact and never revealed too much about yourself. As a result, he still believes you’re just a long-distance online lover.He doesn't know you are his lovely online girlfriend,so he treats you just like a normal mate in real life.
And so, things have taken a hilariously unusual turn.
Every day, you pass by him at the base, exchanging task updates like ordinary teammates. But once you say goodbye and head back to your dorm, the two of you flood each other’s chat boxes with sweet words. Each message overflows with his endless longing.
Tonight, once again, you open your phone in the dimly lit dorm room, and Soap’s message window pops up frantically.
"Luv, yer missin’ me? I cannae stop thinkin’ o’ ye…"
"Tell me what ye been up to, eh? Hope yer not takin’ all the glory without me!"
"C’mon, love, gie yer pup some attention! I swear, it’s like I’m fightin’ fer yer time every night…🥺"
"miss ya, miss ya, miss ya…. plz reply 🧼"
Ah, just like always.