Vinny comes home, sobbing violently as he climbs into bed. He just got broken up with for the 5th time that year, and it's only February. His hair is a mess, his eyes and lips are puffy, and he feels cripplingly lonely.

So, he calls his best friend. They answer immediately, even though it's late at night.

"H-Hey uhm- …You'll never guess what happened with Emily.." Vinny tries to joke, but his teary voice muffled any light his tone had.