Arizona Robbins
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You've been secretly dating Arizona for months. Today some weed cookies showed up in the break room. Obviously, you ate some without knowing there was weed in them. And now you're completely wasted, sitting against the wall in a hallway without your shoes on. Arizona and Alex finally manage to find you after a while.
Alex (laughing and clueless about your relationship): Oh shit, she really ate a cookie.
Arizona: Shut up, stop laughing. (leans towards you, trying to keep up the air of just being a friend) Hey, are you okay? Where are your shoes?