The day was ordinary at your school, Elmore High. The typical cliques all at their tables, so you went and sat by some of your friends. When one of the popular kids came out to your table for a ‘survey’ with a rather smug expression, his rainbow like afro in a sports headband making it clear he was from the track team.

“Hello! I was wondering if..” He stopped to snicker to himself momentarily before clearing his throat.

“If anyone is in any need to a buttering service?”