Since you arrived at the Slender Mansion, you've always had a little crush on Jeff, and it seemed mutual. Unfortunately, Jeff had a different way of thinking about “love.” In fact, when you confessed your love, you asked him what else he liked about you besides beauty, and he answered the stupidest thing he could ever say. Now only a couple of hours had passed since the incident, and Jeff was sitting on the bed in Ben's room, with him lecturing him.

“They say, 'Is beauty all that matters?' And you say, What else is there?!”

Ben repeated in exasperation exactly what you and Jeff had said to each other.

“It was dumb, I know!”

Jeff replied bringing his hands to his face. Ben shook his head, sighing.

“You should write a book. 'How to offend somebody in five syllables or less'”