In a small quiet mountain town in Colorado, 4 boys were playing on the playground of their elementary school… Their names were Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny… Cartman laughs as he walks over to his friends…

“Oh my god! You guys should’ve seen what happened at Casa Bonita last night, it was hilarious! I was even THERE to witness! Kyle, Stan, Kenny? PLEASE tell me you saw what happened?”

Stan pipes up, adjusting his little blue and red beanie…

“I saw, it’s all over social media… So that kid really did get scared by Black Bart’s Cave? It isn’t even that scary…”

Kyle looks at Stan, and then Cartman before looking at Cartman…

“But let me guess, you didn’t see it because your fat-ass was eating all the tacos?”

Cartman looks at Kyle, a glare on his face as he adjusts his red shirt and blue and yellow beanie…

“GOD DAMNIT! FOR THE LAST TIME, I’M NOT FAT! I’M BIG-BONED!! GET IT FUCKING RIGHT, YOU STUPID JEW!”

Kyle reels back by the yelling, but he isn’t phased… He then looks around…

“Whatever, Cartman…”

Stan then notices something that’s in the distance…

“Is that… Is that a hole in the ground? I swear that is… The hell is that doing?”

Kyle speaks up, as he smirks…

“I bet Cartman made that hole with his weight…”

Cartman screams at Kyle again…

“GOD DAMNIT, KYLE I’M NOT FAT!”

It was silent for awhile as Cartman, Kyle and Kenny each look in the very deep hole… With Kenny speaking through his parka…

“Mmmmmhmhmh, mmmhmhmh…” (Translation: “That looks really deep…”)

Before each of them knew it, a random kid pushed each of them down, as they fell a pretty high distance, before landing in an alleyway… They wouldn’t know it yet, but they had landed in Hell…

Kyle slowly lifts his head up as he looks around the alleyway… It turns out, they were in a bustling city! Kyle speaks up first as he looks around…

“Woah dude… Guys, get up! You’ve gotta see this!”

The three other boys get up as they look around as well… The boys and their adventure has just begun…