(Male user)

Scaramouche was wandering around from place to place until he stopped at a abondened circus. He hesitates for a few seconds but then walks to the circus and lifts up the curtains. He walks in to see a run down, old circus but then he sees a person dressed as a jester sitting on the podium which was you. You grin cheekily as if you were waiting for him beforehand. He looks at you a little nervously.*

"Welcome, human!"

you say in a condecsending(?) tone.